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Mask_of_creator 2 day.agoThey were asked there how they all died. The first man said: I was at work, when I got a phonecall from my neighbor. He said that he saw my wife allow a stranger into our house. I drove as fast as I could, searching our house, but I couldn't find anyone there, other than my wife. I got so mad at one point that I went into the kitchen, grabbed our fridge and threw it out the window. However, because of all that, my heart was beating so fast that I got a heart attack. The second man said: Well, I was at home, just relaxing on a day off. Then I thought to myself "Man, today is such a beautiful day. Clear sky, warm, gentle wind. I will take my dog for a walk". So, I was walking with my dog, when I noticed a weird shadow underneath me. I thought that it must have been just a weird cloud, or something like that. I looked up and I saw a fridge falling right on me. The third man then said: Well... I was peacefully sitting in a fridge.
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You know, for the barber queue.
In breaking news she has admitted that Charlie Sheen is the twins father. In a statement she has said the kids will be raised by their father, and will take his name. She agreed the children should be Sheen and not Heard.
After tunelessly "singing" Danger Zone, I'm Alright, Playing With the Boys, and Footloose, he got banned for too many failed Loggins.
Cheese Whiz
I read somewhere that "Fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "It is what it is" is for stress about the past and "This too shall pass" is for stress about the present. Randomly remembered it today and I thought to share here.
By the time they get dressed, it's lunch.
is talking to his two sons about his will when he suddenly detects the smell of a freshly baked cake coming from the kitchen. The lover of sweet he was, he asks his youngest son to fetch him a piece of what was being baked at the kitchen and says that he wants to try the cake baked by his wife for the last time and also wants that to be the last food he eats. The obedient son obliges with this father's request and rushes to the kitchen to get some cake that his mother was baking. To the dying father's amazement, the son comes back empty handed so he rightfully inquires what went on in the kitchen to which his son replies, "But mom said the cake was for the funeral!"
It’s fucking nuts…
Grift bags.
He's clearly a cuckumber.
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